| 1. Voting "no" WILL lead to man/animal (manimal) marriages, as animals clearly have the ability to consent to marriage.
2. Voting "yes" will help drive up sales for Larry the Cable Guy's new album "Have a Fartastic Christmas."
3. Ann Coulter will have sex with you
4. Sean Hannity will have sex with you.
5. Gay people have cooties, EWW!
6. Ignorance
7. Free iPod Mammo, the only MP3 player that also gives mammograms, with every "yes" vote.
8. Just to rub it in Neil Patrick Harris's face.
9. Catholic guilt.
10. Even if you vote "no,"Â electronic voting machines will change your vote to "yes."Â Sorry dudes, no physical evidence.
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| It's such a grim outlook on the day to realize that you've been working and going to class for six hours already and you have at least five more to go before you can go home.
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Written and directed by the guy who made Sorority boys... co-starring Jessica Simpson... Dane Cook sure doesn't seem too eager to defend himself as a legitimate entertainer these days...
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| I want to buy a keytar... I'm gonna buy a keytar.
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| Sometimes I wish my name was alliterative. Then I remember just how ugly my last name is and I realize it wouldn't matter if it did.
I'm half way through my second day of classes. So far so good. One Film studies and one journalism class down, one more of each to go. The new position as beat editor of the Leader is going fairly well. It's a little stressful right now, but I think it should be easier by the next issue when we start having meetings and get all the kinks worked out. In case you're interested, here is my main piece from the last issue:
http://www.uwmleader.com/media/storage/paper980/news/2006/08/30/Beat/Lakefront.Brewery.Tour.Well.Worth.The.Price.Of.Admission-2250531.shtml?norewrite200609061253&sourcedomain=www.uwmleader.com
I get to keep writing for the music section as well. My first review (MC Chris' Dungeon Master of Ceremonies) should be in the upcoming issue. The best news is that an article I approved for the paper got the first letter of hate mail this year! It's about blow jobs! Read it!:
http://www.uwmleader.com/media/storage/paper980/news/2006/08/30/Beat/Lets-Talk.About.Sex-2250538.shtml?norewrite200609061253&sourcedomain=www.uwmleader.com
So that's all I have for now.
Praise Jah,
Nick
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